TV Turnoff Week

In honor of TV Turnoff Week I will be watching TWICE the amount of TV that I normally do. Yep. Or maybe I'll just leave the TV on for 24 hours a day, 7 days this week. That's my fancy boycott. Join me for TV TURN ON AND STAY THE FUCK ON WEEK! Watch some Sanford and Son reruns. Or just watch the Weather Channel (which rocks, by the way!) Think about the freedom afforded to you by your television. People in North Korea can't just watch Iron Chef at 2 AM! No sir! They can't order porn with their digital cable remotes either! Now think about THAT!!!

I love Archie and all....

but catching the last half of Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again (a TV movie from 1990) was just sort of depressing. I think I could've written a better teleplay. And cast better actors too. Their Jughead was just totally off. They made him do a weird late-80s rap version of Sugar, Sugar that just made me wanna crap my pants. Oh well.

KILL BILL VOLUME 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL BILL VOLUME 2 COMES OUT TODAY!!!!!!! I CAN'T HARDLY WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ULTRA SCREEN, HERE I COME!!!!!

Drive-In Fest in Chicago...with JOE BOB BRIGGS!!!!!!

Holy crap!!!! Anyone else wanna go to Flashback Weekend??

It IS in Chicagoland though..... why couldn't it have been somewhere cool, like Sheboygan? Or Walla Walla, Washington?

The Subservient chicken!

Weird. Check it out. It's the Subservient Chicken, sponsored by Burger King (I guess because of some new chicken sandwich?)

I thought that it was just some dude in a chicken suit camped out by a webcam, acting out everything you asked him to do as you typed it. But according to a spoilsport friend of mine (thanks Bryan!!!), it's some fancy scripting program.

But a DAMN GOOD ONE!!!!

The Subservient chicken!

Weird. Check it out. It's the Subservient Chicken, sponsored by Burger King (I guess because of some new chicken sandwich?)

I thought that it was just some dude in a chicken suit camped out by a webcam, acting out everything you did as you typed it. but according to a spoilsport friend of mine (thanks Bryan!!!), it's some fancy scripting program.

But a DAMN GOOD ONE!!!!

Instant vengeance

Upset your front-runner wasn't chosen as America's Next Top Model? Find out where Yoanna is and drop a meteor on or near her. Will her hair catch fire if she's 2 miles away from the impact of a rock 100 meters across? Or will she just be knocked off her feet?

Hours of fun.